Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
June 29, 2023
Indiana Jones rode off into the sunset 34 years ago. He should have stayed there. … More Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Tag: Awful
Memory
April 28, 2022
Memory is unmemorable … More Memory
Hobbs & Shaw
August 23, 2019
Hobbs & Shaw must have been written by a fetus. … More Hobbs & Shaw
Alita: Battle Angel (12-inch mix)
February 8, 2019
Overlong, underdeveloped, and far south of exciting … More Alita: Battle Angel (12-inch mix)
Venom (12-inch mix)
October 9, 2018
It’s poisonous, alright … More Venom (12-inch mix)
The House with a Clock in Its Walls
September 21, 2018
There’s a thin line between creepy and disturbing. “The House with a Clock in Its Walls” has no idea where that line is … More The House with a Clock in Its Walls
Peppermint (12-inch mix)
September 17, 2018
Lacking wit or an ounce of self-awareness, “Peppermint” is a miscreant of a movie … More Peppermint (12-inch mix)
The Happytime Murders (12-inch mix)
August 24, 2018
“Murders” is overstuffed with reheated jokes dragged by a weak, uninteresting plot … More The Happytime Murders (12-inch mix)
Mile 22 (12-inch mix)
August 17, 2018
Fast paced and action packed, “Mile 22” should be a slam-bang B-movie. But between its incomprehensible action and incomplete plot, it feels more like a rushed pilot to a tv show … More Mile 22 (12-inch mix)
Darkest Hour
March 8, 2018
“Darkest Hour” is a desperate, phony, gaudy historical drama … More Darkest Hour
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